Socioeconomic Status Update:

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/01/2017 at 19:16 • Filed to: Houses

I still can’t afford this house. The room above the garage alone is half the size of my home. I won’t stop dreaming, though.

DISCUSSION (24)

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:18

House of 7 gables

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:20

Mmmm 3 car garage

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:22

At least one of those garages is begging for a car elevator..

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:24

Honeybunchesofgoats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:25

The world’s all like, “don’t reach for the moon, Zoidberg.”

And Zoidberg’s all like, “I’m not, the moon’s reaching for me.”

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:26

It’s a pretty ugly house anyway. You can do better.

macanamera > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:38

Out of curiosity where is this house and how much would it cost?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:46

Yeah I’d be happy with just the half with the Garages

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:49

I want the garage and over the garage.

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:52

I’ll throw down some cash if we can do a joint garage ownership deal.

How many bays would I get for $20?

garagemonkee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:53

Just imagine. In 6 months, your house will be worth so much you can sell it and buy 3000sq-ft on 10 acres in Pennsylvania.

nermal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 19:54

Those look like standard height garage doors. Therefore, pretty much useless.

I would still keep the garage part, then convert the other half into another garage with double height / double width garage doors. I would use 1/2 to park my bulldozer, and leave the other half open for future usage.

Why it would be designed otherwise baffles me. People are weird.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > macanamera
05/01/2017 at 20:18

Over an hour northeast of Seattle, this sold for over $645,000

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > garagemonkee
05/01/2017 at 20:22

Too true

AM3R, lost another burner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 20:38

Wow that is a great price. Where I live, a nice-ish townhouse is around $400k smh.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 20:44

Don’t feel disheartened friend, I’m about sell my house and cannot afford what I’m asking, and cannot afford anything in my area that is safe (structural, etc). So my wife, baby, 2 Brittanys, and I are downsizing to a 1 bedroom apartment after the sale to wait out the Nashville market for at least 1 year.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 20:57

In my area this would be a $300-$400k house with probably 5 acres. That’s the only thing I will miss once I leave here. However the Pensacola area also has relatively cheap property too.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
05/01/2017 at 20:58

Ouch, man.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion
05/01/2017 at 20:59

Knuckle sammich

wafflesnfalafel > garagemonkee
05/01/2017 at 21:00

heck, right now - with change to spare... Seattle metro market is crazy bonkers in the last couple months after Canada limited foreign money for residential properties....

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 21:27

I am irked by the shingles on the dormers, and the general PNW pseudo-craftsman aesthetic (although this one has it pretty light). Too big, built to a price.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 23:02

Yep, doing myself a concern friend-o but at least I will be able to go on vacation, restore my Land Rover, further modify my FoST, and do fun stuff with mah doggos.

RPM esq. > AM3R, lost another burner
05/01/2017 at 23:09

If it was in Seattle, it would have gone for a million dollars. Or more, depending on the lot.

AM3R, lost another burner > RPM esq.
05/01/2017 at 23:27

I don’t even live in a big city. I live in the suburbs of northern VA about 20 minutes from D.C.